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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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Kane is in the
building, nigga...
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Now tell me how you love
it You know you at the top
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When only heaven's
right above it, we on
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'Cause we on
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Who else is really trying to
fuck with Hollywood Cole?
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I'm with Marley G, bro
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Flying Holly Grove chicks
to my Hollywood shows
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And I wanna tell you something
that you probably should know
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This that Slumdog
Millionaire Bollywood flow
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And...
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My real friends never
hearing from me
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Fake friends write the wrong
answers on the mirror for me
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That's why I pick and choose
I don't get shit confused
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Don't like my women single
I like my chicks in twos
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And these days all the
girls is down to roll
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I hit the strip club and all
them bitches find the pole
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Plus, I been sippin' So this
shit is movin' kinda slow
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Just tell my girl to tell her
friend that it's time to go
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(MEN SHOUTING)
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JOE: Jesus, this thing's a
fucking aircraft carrier.
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I've seen bigger.
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Maybe we should chopper
in some strippers, huh?
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Amp up the Dam!-
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Listen, I gotta ask you
something before we go on here.
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When you told me the old man
didn't want to hire me,
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did you mean that or were
you fucking with me?
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Spence, don't develop a
complex about it, okay?
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- I just need to know.
- No, no, he loves you.
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Believe me, he's a big fan.
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I just did that to, you
know, rile you up.
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- Stoke your fire a little.
- Well, you stoked the fuck out of it.
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Okay, then I did great.
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Hey, ahoy there.
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Come on. Come on board.
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What, do you guys got sunstroke?
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Take off your shoes.
Put 'em in the thing.
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First time on a yacht?
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First time on one
this sweet, boss.
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Yeah, must be all
the excitement.
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She is a work of art, isn't she?
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Custom-built, kind
of like your suit.
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Good to see you. You
remember Spencer.
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Mr. Anderson. Thanks
for seeing us.
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- Yeah, the football guy.
- Right.
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Not as big as I
thought you'd be.
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So, did you guys
bring me anything?
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Or did you come here to, you
know, polish my vessel?
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We've decided to make a push.
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We're gonna hold a
corporate event,
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bring more high-income
athletes to the company.
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It's about fucking time.
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And you, I thought we lost you
to the NFL Network or something.
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Nah, not my style.
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We just signed
Vernon Littelfield.
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That deal's gonna be huge. He's a
very popular guy around the league.
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Ricky Jerret, man-about-town,
a lot of friends.
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Really? Like who?
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Uh...
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Well, like me.
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So between those two
and my connections,
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we can establish a very unique
brand and grow the company.
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May I ask you something? Why
am I just hearing about this
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as opposed to, you know,
seeing the results?
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We need to use your yacht.
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What?
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- We need to use your yacht.
-(LAUGHING)
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- My baby? My pride and joy?
-(CHUCKLES)
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Ask me if you can fuck my wife.
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You got a better shot. Are
you out of your minds?
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Look, Mr. Anderson, we rented a house
on Star Island, a great house.
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We're pulling out all the stops.
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Mr. Anderson, the
players love the bling.
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Your baby here, this beauty,
fits that description to a
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-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- You want to see results?
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This is what it takes.
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They like the bling.
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(CHUCKLES)
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- I can trust you with my bling?
- JOE: Oh, absolutely.
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This event is
strictly corporate.
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You have our word.
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(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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(INDISTINCT TALKING)
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(LAUGHING)
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Not my J's.
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Not my J's. Not my J's.
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Not my J's. God,
y'all got jokes.
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Y'all got jokes.
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Oh, look at this.
My cell phone, too?
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Oh, wow, y'all put my
stuff in the cold tub.
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(LAUGHING) That shit is...
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MAN: That's funny, right?
That's funny.
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Y'all, shit's hilarious.
Y'all got me.
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Y'all got... Y'all got me.
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Y'all got me.
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Fuck with my J's now, punk!
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Fuck your bitch-ass J's.
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Bitch-ass J's for a
bitch-ass nigga.
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You don't fuck with me.
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- Bitch-ass J's...
-(INDISTINCT YELLING)
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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How you doing?
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- Is the banner really necessary?
- Not for you, maybe.
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- You feeling all right?
- Yeah, I feel great.
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Just wasn't sure if
anyone would show.
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Shit, girl, everyone shows
up for Spencer Strasmore.
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Look at all these
potential clients.
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You looking at the
ass or the athletes?
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Are there athletes here?
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(LAUGHS)
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And here comes our
guest of honor.
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(EXHALES)
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And Spencer say we spend too much?
Fuck him.
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Reg, come on with
the negativity.
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Man, look around.
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You ever dream we'd be
in a place like this?
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I never thought
we'd live past 19.
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We a long way from home.
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This is home.
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Let's go have some cocktails.
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Let's do it. Let's go, bro.
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Then the ball got stripped.
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I was the first one on it. Felt
like a building came down on me.
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I thought I was gonna pass out.
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They were using every trick in the
book to get that ball away, Coach.
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You get the nut pull
or the eye gouge?
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I got both, nut pull
and the eye gouge.
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I had a guy try to
spit in my face once.
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I damn near tore his lip off.
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- Fish hook, fish hook.
- I remember that game.
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Well, this nasty bastard tried
to go knuckles deep in my ass.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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- Oil check!
- Oil check.
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We don't want you guys
living paycheck to paycheck.
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You know, nothing saved
up for the off season.
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You remember the
lockout, right, Beas?
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- Yeah, shit was rough, man.
- Oh, shit.
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Too much free time,
no money coming in.
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Truth is... Here's the truth.
You want the truth?
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The money you guys are
making right now,
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it's not gonna last unless
you save and invest.
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Yeah, down the hatch.
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So I'm thinking if you guys...
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Okay, go mingle. I'll
catch up with you guys.
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Uh...
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0h, hey, I got Molly!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SPENCER CHUCKLING)
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- Legs.
- Hey, superstar.
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If you heard the
story I just told,
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you wouldn't be trying
to go back door on me.
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- Yeah, finger banged at the 50 in Cleveland.
- You remembered.
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Well, it's sort of your
go-to story at parties.
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- It's charming.
- Come here.
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- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.
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This is a big day for you.
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It's a modest
business gathering.
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Mmm-hmm. You've got half of
Miami's sports elite filing in.
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- How are you holding up?
- Good.
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You pop any vikes to
take the edge off?
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I'm straight, clean,
having a good time.
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Oh, I see, so you're
still doing that thing
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where you look all macked
out, but on the inside,
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your brain is going crazy.
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Well, it's been a month
since you bailed.
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- Oh, oh, I bailed? Wow.
- And I have grown.
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- You've. .. Really?
- Yes.
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So you're totally
cool right now?
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Totally cool. As a moose.
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Even with the whole Ricky thing?
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He got in a scrap with
Alonzo Cooley at OTAs.
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Young buck probably heard
his footsteps coming.
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A little birdie told me there might
be something more to it than that.
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Are you gonna chase the birdie?
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And lose my cred with the team?
Not a chance.
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But the story is
floating around,
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and if it goes public, he'll have to
finish his career in Saskatchewan.
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Have you ever been
to Saskatchewan?
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What up?
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- No, I haven't.
- It fucking blows, Spence.
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Yo, yo, Spence. What up, man?
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Vern, my man.
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- How you doin'?
- Good to see you, man.
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Thank you, fellas, for coming.
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Hey, man, my fault I couldn't
get back at you this week.
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I just been training
like a madman.
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No problem, brother. You're looking yoked.
Look at this.
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Look at this shit. You know.
Come on.
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- Look at this shit, man.
-(LAUGHING)
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Hey, man, look, you and Reg, y'all
need to get on the same page.
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So play nice, both of y'all.
Come on.
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All right, Reg.
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We, uh, we got off to a rocky
start, and it's partly my fault.
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No, it's all your fault.
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I understand why you
might feel that way.
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- I just wanted...
-'Cause that's how it is, man.
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Like you never thought to ask what
my plans for Vernon's future are.
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Or how I want to build his brand,
make him a fixture in the community.
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Be the face of the franchise.
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You never see me as anything but some thug taking
his best friend for a ride, which I'm not.
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Reg, I ain't making
this shit up.
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Vernon has zero cash. That
happened on your watch.
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I never claimed
accounting was my forte.
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But you, Spencer, you pretend
to be something you ain't.
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Playing easy-breezy everyman
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when deep down inside, you a
straight hustler like the rest.
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(LAUGHS) Enjoy your party.
I know I will.
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Hi, Vernon. Your best
friend's a douchebag.
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All right, last time you get a plus one.
Fuck him.
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What up, Chuck?
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Hey, what's happening, Vern?
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Man, hoping to get
this new deal.
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I don't want to fuck with that
free agency next year, man.
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- You know how that is.
- Yeah.
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Hey, how's retirement
treating you, though?
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Oh, man, it's good.
Yeah, it's good.
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You know, every day better
than the one before.
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You hate it.
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It's terrible.
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I mean, I had a
great career, Vern.
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Super Bowl champion.
Eight-time Pro Bowl.
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Got a comfortable
home, good job,
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fine-ass wife that I
always wanna smash.
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Plus I hung it up unscathed.
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I should be happy.
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But still, on the field
I was number 71.
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(LAUGHING) Charles Greane. You
understand what I'm saying?
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Man, you take away that
helmet and the jersey,
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I'm just a big dude who works
down at the Chevy dealership.
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You're depressing the
hell out of me, man.
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(CHEERING)
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MAN: He's sweatin'
over there, y'all.
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Let's do it. Let's do it.
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-$400.
- Put 'em down.
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That's five.
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You guys mind if I play?
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- Nigga, do you even have any bread?
- No, I don't.
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I just got a shitload of
money that I wanna lose.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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- Okay. Okay.
- Time's up?
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Yeah, okay, all right. Wait.
These aren't loaded, are they?
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(LAUGHS)
243
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:45,156
(ALL CHEERING)
244
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,039
Tracy said there's a story
brewing about the fight.
245
00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,316
- Alonzo ratted me out.
- No, anonymous tip.
246
00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:53,552
Yeah, well, this anonymous asshole
say he put my shit in the cold tub?
247
00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,517
- Treating you like a rookie?
- Can you believe that shit?
248
00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,432
All I did was offer to
buy Alonzo's number.
249
00:10:57,520 --> 00:11:00,080
Guys do it all the time.
You know this.
250
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,231
Look, what you need to do,
honestly, is bury that bone again.
251
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,640
Maybe she buries the story.
252
00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,472
Oh, I just sling D and
everything goes up?
253
00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,591
- That's right, babe, sling it. It'll fix everything.
-(LAUGHS)
254
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,353
She ain't gonna run the story.
It's not her style.
255
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,438
But the problem is somebody
will run the story.
256
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:15,759
They're always making shit
out to be worse than it is.
257
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,996
Come here, brother. Talk to me.
I'm your boy.
258
00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:20,479
What's going on between you two?
259
00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:22,278
I'm telling you, man, if
Alonzo's got some kind of beef,
260
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,395
that's his fucking problem.
261
00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,118
Right, but when you try
to feed him your Jordans,
262
00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,599
then it's our problem. (LAUGHS)
263
00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:29,069
Well, you know what? Come on,
man, it's a party. All right?
264
00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,549
Life is too short to be walking
around in a bad mood all the time.
265
00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,074
- I'm not in a bad mood.
- You sure?
266
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,197
I'm sure, brother. I just
wish you'd spend as much time
267
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,873
thinking about your
actions as I do.
268
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,871
(LAUGHS) All right, well, you
should think less and live more.
269
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,520
- We only go around once.
- Stop charming me.
270
00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:42,954
(ALL CHEERING)
271
00:11:45,680 --> 00:11:46,715
Shit!
272
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,996
So, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me get this straight.
273
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,912
You take a booze cruise
to a tittie bar?
274
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:55,915
No, no, no, the tittie bar is on the boat.
We call that shit the motorboat.
275
00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:57,315
(BLUBBERING)
276
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,634
That's the best idea
I've ever heard, man.
277
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,872
Boating, booze, and boobs,
the holy trinity of fun.
278
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,990
(BLUBBERING)
279
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,117
(CHEERING)
280
00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,713
World star, bitches.
281
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:17,270
How's life in the real world, Spence? You
still dreaming about laying people out?
282
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,509
Nah, let me tell you
something, Dan.
283
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,069
Right now my dreams are all
about deals and dollars.
284
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,390
It's hard to lay people out when
you're aiming for their kneecaps.
285
00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,278
Oh, is that your professional
opinion, Reggie?
286
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,237
Well, hell, you never
saw the Buffalo game.
287
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,919
- What was that, 2000...
- Eight.
288
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,957
2008, you never saw
that one, did you?
289
00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:32,633
The Balsamo hit. Brutal.
290
00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,314
I don't collect scalps, but
that one's right up there.
291
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,000
Okay, I'm amazed either one of you two
walked off the field after that hit.
292
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:39,309
Look at him now in one piece,
293
00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:41,437
destined for success in
financial management.
294
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,272
- Hear, hear.
- You look beautiful.
295
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,920
-(CHUCKLES) Thank you, Jay.
- You'd make a hell of a GM, Spence.
296
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,752
You got compassion,
people skills.
297
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,595
I appreciate that, Coach. Just give me a
pair of wraparounds and a visor. (LAUGHS)
298
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,149
No,no,no. Don't want to have
to negotiate with this guy.
299
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,514
- You won't have to.
- Good.
300
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,398
What is the endgame
here, though, Spence?
301
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,198
Is it agent? Broadcaster? Coach?
302
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,875
Man, you're such a star, why not own
a damn team while you're at it?
303
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,351
Well, I figured if Venus
and Serena could do it,
304
00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:07,635
own a piece of the
Dolphins, why can't I?
305
00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,755
Magic and Jordan did it.
306
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:10,160
Getting your profit off
the crop ain't enough?
307
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,878
You want to own the
whole damn plantation.
308
00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,758
Now I know your bell been rung.
309
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,069
Who is this asshole?
310
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,639
You know, why don't you
give it a rest, Reggie?
311
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,393
Excuse me, boys. Duty calls.
312
00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,670
Hey, Spencer.
313
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:23,955
Hey-
314
00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,669
I got a proposition.
315
00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,512
Oh, I'm giddy with anticipation.
316
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,955
I want a real stake in Vernon.
317
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,232
I mean, I'm not trying to get squeezed
out, end up his personal valet.
318
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,231
I want to be invested like you.
319
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,551
You get 3% of, what,
every dollar you handle?
320
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,153
I'll take one of those.
321
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,629
(CHUCKLES)
322
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,229
- You'll take one?
- Oh, and you'll give one.
323
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,436
I mean, I would ask you for
a suitcase full of money,
324
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,194
but I don't think you have any left, Mr.
Franchise Owner.
325
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,232
(CHUCKLES) So think on it.
326
00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:07,070
(COUGHS)
327
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,193
You've got to be kidding me.
328
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,669
No, it's not funny. It's cruel.
329
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,751
Look, I wouldn't touch this
shit with a 10-foot pole,
330
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,992
but the tabloids will
have a field day.
331
00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,879
There's no proof, right?
It's just hearsay?
332
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:29,032
Well, there is this.
333
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,469
(AIR HORN BLOWING)
334
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,594
Listen up. Listen up.
335
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:42,958
Now the only grown-up here is
about to leave. You understand?
336
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,270
I don't want to hear about
none of you tomorrow morning
337
00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:49,115
on TMZ, Deadspin, or
Page fucking Six.
338
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:50,879
Do not fuck up.
339
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:53,918
I repeat, do not fuck up.
340
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,037
Clear, Coach. We ain't gonna fuck up.
We got you.
341
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,555
I never worry about a
sweetheart like you, Jerret.
342
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:01,553
- Spencer, it's on you.
- Yes.
343
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:02,910
(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
344
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,199
My man, cheers.
345
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:24,954
Hello. Watch out for him.
346
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,190
(CLEARS THROAT)
347
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,472
-(LAUGHS) Brother Rick.
- You finally cheered up.
348
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:42,439
- The party is a success. Almost perfect.
- Mmm.
349
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,477
Almost? Man, we turned
up in this bitch.
350
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,678
- We turned up in this bitch.
- All the way up. All the way.
351
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,791
- You know?
- I do.
352
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:50,915
Who's the chick?
353
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,994
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's Kara,
my interior designer.
354
00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:56,957
- She's beautiful.
- Yeah, she's gorgeous.
355
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,189
She one of yourjump-offs?
356
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,635
- Who gives a damn if she is, man?
-(LAUGHING)
357
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,473
Alonzo Cooley does.
358
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:08,036
Get the... No, no, no, no. She doesn't
wear a ring and neither does he.
359
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:11,397
She doesn't wear a ring 'cause
that's not Alonzo's wife.
360
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:13,597
She's his mom.
361
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,758
Yeah.
362
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:19,116
Motherfucker.
363
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,716
Yes, that is in fact you.
364
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:25,993
Man, I got to get me
one of these bad boys.
365
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:28,230
The upkeep alone would
cost you millions.
366
00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,990
You got to crew it,
maintain it, gas it.
367
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,912
This thing drinks
five gallons a mile.
368
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,399
Joe knows boats.
369
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,150
That I do.
370
00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,597
No, I'm good, man. I got
the season coming up.
371
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,234
(IMITATES PLANE CRASHING)
372
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,630
Bless.
373
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,994
I used to have a boat.
374
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,514
- You did?
- Yeah. Not like this.
375
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,911
This is... This is barely... This
is like a fucking spaceship.
376
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,673
But she was pretty
damn sweet, man.
377
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,831
- I loved that boat.
- So Why'd you lose it?
378
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:58,276
Sometimes the things we love
aren't long for this world, Vern.
379
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,669
Especially when your
alcoholic ex-wife gets drunk
380
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,274
and falls overboard and drowns.
381
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,156
You crying, man?
382
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,719
- What?
- I think he crying, Nate.
383
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,559
- No, it's just the weed. I'm not crying.
- You tripping, Joe.
384
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:15,153
- No, really.
- I'm over it.
385
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,958
And that's how you
boil a hot dog.
386
00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,190
- Yeah.
-(LAUGHING) Hey.
387
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,237
Um, I brought some of
your biggest fans, Vern.
388
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:22,435
- Okay.
- You remember Sarah.
389
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,198
- Hey.
- This is Chloe.
390
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,350
- Hello.
- Tisha.
391
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,676
- Hey.
- And this is Brea.
392
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,393
Like the cheese.
393
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,515
(ALL LAUGHING)
394
00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:32,159
Like the cheese!
395
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:33,833
- Hey, ladies.
- Hi.
396
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,389
- It's always nice to meet new fans.
- Nice to meet you.
397
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:41,111
Hey, hey, Joe. Joe,
your yacht is amazing.
398
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,719
Thank you. You should
see my other yacht.
399
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,792
I would show that to you,
but I loaned it to Prince
400
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,399
and he took it to Majorca.
401
00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,959
You guys want a tour?
402
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,077
- Uh, yeah.
- Yes!
403
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,559
How many times you get with her?
404
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,551
- Two, and a half.
- Okay.
405
00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,829
I went down on her
in the kitchen.
406
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,355
She put in these gorgeous
quartz countertops.
407
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:04,073
Please tell me you did
not know who she was.
408
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,913
Oh, man, her last name isn't even Cooley.
I got her card in my wallet.
409
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,799
This is not good. You're gonna
have to apologize to Alonzo.
410
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:10,915
Why should I?
411
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,911
Because you have gone
in where he came out.
412
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:13,990
(LAUGHS)
413
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,400
That is like a home invasion.
414
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,950
Kara is a grown-ass woman. More grown
than I thought, but it is what it is.
415
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,759
She is Alonzo's mother.
416
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,160
Okay? That's a line
we don't cross.
417
00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,356
No wives, no moms.
418
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,158
You got to cut her loose so
we can stop the bleeding.
419
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,390
Right.
420
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:29,996
Maybe I don't want to.
421
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,639
- Rick, be reasonable.
- I like her.
422
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:34,872
She's sophisticated, she's smart.
I don't know. She's bangin'.
423
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,917
You said, though... You were
like, "Yo, Rick, she's banging."
424
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,593
I vouched for you, Rick.
425
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,631
And now everything could
be fucking ruined.
426
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,792
You know, maybe it's this vodka
cranberry, I'm a little confused.
427
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,394
Are you trying to protect
my interest or your own?
428
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,713
Oh, be easy, Rick. This
is one and the same.
429
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,279
- His interest is your interest.
- No, no, no.
430
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,118
This fucking doesn't feel like it.
It really doesn't.
431
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:55,919
Rick, I asked you to start conducting
yourself like a professional.
432
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,674
My profession is still
that of a football player.
433
00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,956
And all these players
you're trying to sign,
434
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,351
they'll tell you that I
conduct myself accordingly.
435
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:05,875
Shit, you bet that.
436
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,716
And would every one of these players
tell me it's okay to bang their mom?
437
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,800
No, I mean... It's totally not my thing.
It's the tequila talking.
438
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,199
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
439
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,277
Oh, oh, okay. So
we gonna go there.
440
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,877
That's great shit. You
should have some.
441
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,474
I guess a little
toot couldn't hurt.
442
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,829
(CHEERING)
443
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,036
- Yes!
- Hey, Reg, man, I'm gonna bounce, all right?
444
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:39,794
- Do your thing, okay?
- Wait, hold on, man.
445
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,269
- It's cool. Do y'all... It's cool.
- Hey, man, hold on.
446
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,716
Hey. Ah, shit.
447
00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,793
Vernon.
448
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,718
Hey, hey, man. Listen, man.
449
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:53,112
Chill out, man. These honeys,
man, they are DTF. Okay, man?
450
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,679
Listen, I can't handle all
these girls by myself.
451
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,831
- You got it. You're good.
- Come on, baby.
452
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:59,196
- I love you, Miami!
-(CHEERING)
453
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,669
I mean, I guess I could
stay a little while longer.
454
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,149
- Yeah, man, you don't want to be rude.
- Exactly.
455
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:09,399
Hey, we're gonna live forever!
456
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,510
(CHEERING)
457
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,509
-(SHIP HORN BLOWING)
-(GRUNTING)
458
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:21,874
Doesn't matter. These neighbors are
all assholes anyway. Fuck 'em.
459
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,553
GIRLS; Go!
460
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,154
Charles! Charles! Go, Charles!
461
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,155
- Go, Charles!
- Come on! Yeah!
462
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:31,680
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
463
00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:59,800
My man V.
464
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,149
(WHOOPING)
465
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,390
(LAUGHING)
466
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,519
Oh, my God. Let's
play Truth or Dare.
467
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,837
And we can... You guys can be my...
You guys can be sister wives.
468
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,309
We'll have orgies all the time.
469
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,155
That you get the highest if you
put it right up your asshole.
470
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,950
- Get back here, you.
- No.
471
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,479
You know, me and your son
are on the same team.
472
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,437
Ain't that a conflict
of interest?
473
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,279
Oh. 'Zo's had plenty of
fun with my friends.
474
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,749
- No reason I can't have fun with his.
-(CLICKING TONGUE)
475
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,156
Me and Alonzo are not friends.
476
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,073
Me and Alonzo are teammates.
477
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,515
Okay, teammates that wind
up being like brothers,
478
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:12,150
which makes our thing extra fucked
up, now that I think about it.
479
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,594
Ricky, Ricky, listen to me.
480
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,954
I don't talk about who my son is
481
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,680
because I want to be taken
seriously in the design world,
482
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,755
and I'd come off like I'm
using his name to get ahead.
483
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:25,713
Yeah, I mean, I get that.
484
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,076
But I also get why
he'd be so upset.
485
00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,271
Yeah, 'Zo's always been
the sensitive one.
486
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:31,759
Oh, whoa, whoa.
487
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,877
Sensitive one?
488
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:35,439
Well, yeah.
489
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:38,273
I mean, his brothers aren't
nearly as thin-skinned,
490
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,350
and his sisters...
491
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,119
Tough as nails.
492
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,239
How many kids you got?
493
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,790
(LAUGHING)
494
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,120
You good, Charles?
495
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,271
I just puked in the dinghy.
(SNICKERS)
496
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:59,558
- Come on, man. No! This is custom-made.
-(LAUGHING)
497
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,837
Where's your shirt?
498
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,991
Shit! (LAUGHING)
499
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:06,755
What's up, Chucky?
500
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,191
- Don't hurt him. Don't hurt him.
-(GRUNTING)
501
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,840
- You smell like puke.
- I'm gonna go find my shirt.
502
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,394
- You hit 'em?
- Yeah, I hit 'em, all right.
503
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,391
- I made two grand rolling dice.
- What?
504
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,551
- And I got three verbal commitments.
- Wow!
505
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,119
These guys fucking love me.
506
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,635
- You're feeling it?
- Yeah! Yeah.
507
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,597
We are cementing our brand.
508
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,150
Yeah, Anderson Financial, get
rich, get laid, have fun.
509
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,310
Put that on the letterhead.
510
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,829
(LAUGHS)
511
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,513
Yeah, later we'll do that.
Let's get some drinks.
512
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,715
Let me handle some
business real quick.
513
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,074
- I'll meet you over there.
- Yeah, all right.
514
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,913
- Tequila.
- Go, go, go, go. Tequila.
515
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,035
Excuse me.
516
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,634
Ricky Ross in the house.
517
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,951
- Oh, here come Mr. Flimflam Man.
- Oh.
518
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,155
How's the swindle?
519
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,593
Uh, you know, I've been
thinking about what you said.
520
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,114
I think I might remember
what you're talking about.
521
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,390
But then again, I might not.
522
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,437
You're trying to bait me, Reg.
523
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,239
You see, I give you a point and
then you go run and tell Vernon
524
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,118
that I tried to buy you off.
525
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,760
See, here's the truth, brother,
I don't have to buy you off.
526
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,229
And I won't go for your knees.
527
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,231
No, no, no. I'll go
right through you.
528
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:08,517
Real talk right now, man. Look, I
know that you gave Vernon 300 grand
529
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,034
so that you could try to
wring something out of it.
530
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,113
Okay, well, real talk right now.
531
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,873
The only reason why
you're still in the mix
532
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:17,397
is because Vernon feels
he owes you something.
533
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,879
But he doesn't owe you shit.
534
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,839
See, Vernon blew up more than you
or anybody else could ever imagine.
535
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:22,990
But I want you to
think about this.
536
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:26,596
There's no shame in having me
come in and help manage that.
537
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:30,560
I'm not gonna let you or anybody
else use my man Vernon.
538
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,560
Okay.
539
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:35,239
But I'm still gonna
do what I gotta do.
540
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:36,719
I won't let you take them, man.
541
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,437
Vernon, Mama, Marcus, Nate.
The whole crew.
542
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,152
Okay, yeah. Yeah.
543
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,311
Hey, listen, man, you
can't steal my family
544
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,836
just 'cause you adopted and
ain't got one of your own.
545
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:55,955
The fuck did you just say to me?
546
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:57,678
I try and do the right thing
and this is what you do?
547
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,353
- This what I do.
- You stir the shit
548
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,238
and you make things
harder than it should be.
549
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,311
- Is this how you take care of your family?
- Calm down with that.
550
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,516
That's how you take care...
You need me!
551
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:06,910
-(GRUNTS)
- Shit!
552
00:25:14,560 --> 00:25:17,200
- Oh, shit, man.
- Oh, shit.
553
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,270
Reg, come here, brother.
554
00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,271
Get the fuck away from me, man.
555
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:26,353
Yeah, y'all saw
what he did, right?
556
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,670
This the kind of psycho you
want taking care of your money?
557
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,319
Your futures?
558
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,719
Okay.
559
00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,430
You go ahead and make that
two points now, big boy.
560
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:45,877
From now on, you deal direct
with me on all things Vernon.
561
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,470
(CLEARS THROAT)
562
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,471
You might wanna say
something right about now.
563
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,550
- Like what?
- I don't know.
564
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,755
I've never chucked a guy
into a DJ booth before.
565
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,989
I didn't chuck him in.
He fucking tripped.
566
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,390
Well, just give them some rah-rah
locker room bullshit. Okay?
567
00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:01,391
- We're losing them.
- You okay, brother?
568
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,959
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry about that, man.
569
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:04,150
(CLEARS THROAT)
570
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,072
Hey, everybody. Uh...
571
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,072
Someone clearly had
too many margaritas.
572
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,309
- Oh-oh.
-(LAUGHTER)
573
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:13,392
Well, we've all been there.
Amazing party.
574
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,754
Thank you, guys, for coming out.
575
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,196
It could not have gone off without
one man pulling out all the stops.
576
00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,920
- Joe. Thank you, Joe. Thank you.
- Don't do it. Don't.
577
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,149
- Thank you, Joe.
-(ALL CHEERING)
578
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,356
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Yeah.
579
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,272
Thank you, guys.
580
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,829
Ladies and gentlemen, we
at Anderson Financial,
581
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,390
we believe in bridging
friendship and business,
582
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,359
and we look forward to working
with a lot of you in the future.
583
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,590
But for now, let's leave
that bullshit in the office.
584
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,513
- Yeah.
- It's party time. Let's turn up the music.
585
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,039
The DJ's gonna fix
the equipment.
586
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,197
We're gonna get drinks. We're
gonna turn this motherfucker up.
587
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,793
- Yeah!
-(CHEERING)
588
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,350
Yeah!
589
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,590
Yeah!
590
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,878
Raise a glass, my niggas!
591
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,076
WOMAN 1: Why would he say that?
WOMAN 2: I don't know.
592
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,560
What the fuck did
you just say, Joe?
593
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,474
What'd I... Did I... Did I fuck up?
I fucked up, huh?
594
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:12,313
No, come on. Come on, Rashard.
I can't swim.
595
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,954
No, no. Shit, there's
jellyfish in there.
596
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,953
- Guys, I'm allergic to jellyfish.
- One, two...
597
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,270
-...three!
- Wait, I've got my wallet!
598
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,390
(CHEERING)
599
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,272
I love this party!
600
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,390
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)